Caption Contest Results: 12/21 – 12/25


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…


Monday, December 21st


Winner: @DeSantis_Eric – “When you have plans to eat people at 6, but have a hot date at 9.”

2nd Place: @exiledinNJ – You know, this color really matches my eyes.”

3rd Place: @Warrior303 – “Bruce Campbell ain’t got nothing on me.”


Tuesday, December 22nd


Winner: @Floydthe3rd – “I could use some help sir. I’ve lost my seeing eye dog. “

2nd Place: @HarrisonSmith85 – “Just a small nip and tuck. You don’t want any more than that.”

3rd Place: @MarkDHawley – There must be some way we can get more grease in your hair!”


Wednesday, December 23rd


Winner: @jeffsmithpgh – “I can’t come out to play guys… Mama got me on punishment.”

2nd Place: @orman5150 – Yeah, Franklin could get on your nerves; not surprised he caught a chainsaw to the face.

3rd Place: @lostbailiff – “If we can get through this in four takes or fewer, I’ll tell you where the bodies are buried.”


Thursday, December 24th


Winner: @frankglloydjr – “Knife to meet you!”

2nd Place: @Ancient_Equinox – “If the MacKenzie’s bring over one more fruitcake this Christmas, I swear…”

3rd Place: @_MissMonster_ – “”Look what I found down the back of the sofa!”


Friday, December 25th


Winner: @madbam – “Pay no attention to the man behind the sleigh!”

2nd Place: @garv7yar – “Crashing through the snow, in a one hearse open slay…”

3rd Place: @JDiaZero – I like your enthusiasm, but if you want this to go in the haunted mansion at Disneyland, you’ll need to make it bigger.”
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About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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