Caption Contest Results: 12/07 – 12/11


FANGORIA fanatics! If you’re one of the thousands who follow us on Twitter, you’re likely familiar with our daily Caption Contests! Now, due to the overwhelmingly positive response, we’re highlighting the best entries of the week for the world to see! So without further ado…

Monday, December 7th


Winner: @greif – This little piggy went to market…”

2nd Place: @JasonMcFiggins – Of all the places to leave my keys…”

3rd Place: @Castlerockfan – What?! It’s just a house spider, no need to freak out!


Tuesday, December 8th


Winner: @phantasm2 – “I knew we shouldn’t have made it All You Can Eat Shrimp!”

2nd Place: @A35Barber – “We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.

3rd Place: @johnnyzom- I ordered the lobster!


Wednesday, December 9th


Winner: @garv7yar – I’ll pass on the Chinese, but if you should happen to run over anything on the way back…

2nd Place: @HBC_BMovie – “No. No more bugs. I wonder if adding the monkey would capture the essence of this scene. MONKEY? ARE YOU HERE?!”

3rd Place: @exiledinNJ – “Now, a few rules for dating my daughter: no parties, no witchcraft, and no Fulci movies.”


Thursday, December 10th


Winner: @HarrisonSmith85- “You’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to love!”

2nd Place: @tarawhite161 – “Geez, the Solid Gold Dancers didn’t age so well!”

3rd Place: @jordyfletchr – “Look alive ladies!”


Friday, December 11th


Winner: @TheSAPodCast – “”If you can kill them all in one take, you can have that whole box of milk bones at craft services.”

2nd Place: @JDiaZero – “Wow! Wolfman’s anger management is going great. The real challenge now is dealing with his gambling addiction.”

3rd Place: @Floydthe3rd – “Now, this is what we call ‘second base.’”
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About the author
Ken W. Hanley
Ken W. Hanley is the Managing Web Editor for FANGORIA and STARLOG, as well as the former Web Editor for Diabolique Magazine and a contributing writer to YouWonCannes.com. He’s a graduate from Montclair State University, where he received an award for Excellence in Screenwriting. He’s currently working on screenplays, his debut novel "THE I IN EVIL", and various other projects, and can be followed on Twitter: @movieguyiguess.
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